Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why the “Angry Woodworker”?
A: Have you seen social media? “It is a tale / Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, / Signifying nothing.” (Macbeth Act 5 Scene Lines 25-27).
Q: Do you do craft shows?
A: Yes. I will post any appearances on the home page.
Q: What’s that red circle on the back of your products?
A: It’s my maker’s mark. When I become a world famous woodworker, you’ll have proof yours is authentic.
Replace the paper dollar with a coin. Strip clubs have two years to figure it out
Graduated flat tax
Nuclear power
Eliminate gas station TVs
Social media will be available for a few hours a week. We somehow existed before it came along
AI has got to go. Did no one learn from Terminator or Battlestar Galactica?
Accountability
Important people get the same consequences, like prison, that ordinary people get when they break the law
Government will not bail out stupid and/or lazy people. From CEOs to welfare fraud
A guest worker program with tax IDs and expiration dates
Consumer “terms and conditions” with which corporations must agree
No selling our information
We can fix our own stuff without voiding the warranty
Stop making buying a widget a continual screw job
No more subscription services. You can own things
Individual liberty. Government will not unnecessarily proscribe behavior
Bags in stores, straws, and other half-assed environmental causes
Bring back incandescent light bulbs. Because your energy costs went down, right…
Education will be about HOW to think, not WHAT to think.
Anytime someone decides to tinker with the minutiae of your everyday life
A vote for the Angry Woodworker in 2028 is folly but it would be nice if the fringes of our society were not creating constant noise!
*NOTE: This is obviously a gag to blow off steam and I have a website. So why not? In case the above leaves you wondering, I’m not particularly interested in your feedback.